seems like things have changed, or perhaps that is a bruh-nderstatement.
dunno what really happened in the last four years, but it seems like Mark Zuckerbro moved in next to the park and the Mission became some kind of Facebro/Broogle Apartment Complex? Feels kind of like Melbrose Place or something except everyone works at the same company.
anyway some of the old staples like Bro-Rite Market etc are still around ~~ #blessed ~~.
might have to expand the Brolores Park scope now that the park is under renbrovation. is there, like, a new Brolores Park? Bros Valley? Divisaderbro? Might have to investigate and update with my bro-sults.
just walked by Brolores Park and saw an alonebro playing an accordion under a streetlamp like he was in a movie about Paris. It was beautiful and authentic, but it was too dark to take a picture. It seems like all the authentic moments are unfilmable. not sure if that is because technology is ‘inherently inauthentic’. [via still feeling conflicted abt tech and whether it is possible to ‘use technology’ and ‘be authentic’ at the same time]
have yall ever done anything truly authentic while using technology?
Should I change the name of this blog to Brotrerodelsolpark?
You guys the other day/past couple of months I was feeling a need to be ‘more authentic’, so I decided to leave my laptop and the Brolores Triangle and venture out into new territory kind of like the pibroneers used to do when they felt ‘constrained by society’ and needed to break new ground. I walked down 24th St. and remembered that some blogger said that Potrero Del Sol Skatepark is the most authentic park. It is also approximately 2 to 3 degrees warmer on average [via SF micbroclimates]. Decided to check it out [via new experiences/trying not 2 freeze on Brolores].
Could tell things were getting more authentic as I got closer to the park because alonebros were skateboarding past me [via being alone = authentic].
Got to Brotrero Del Sol Skatepark and saw this grizzlybro [via long blond hair and a grungy plaid shirt] telling this lil grombro how he’d been ‘skating for 25 years’. Seemed authentic. So I sat down to watch the skateboarding. Got kind of ‘lost’ in the broetry of bros arcing around the pool, all ‘alone’ but at the same time ‘together’. Felt like a metaphor for our human bro-ndition of how we are all ‘on our own trip’ trying to ‘achieve something meaningful for ourselves’ but also ‘part of a society of bros making patterns/memes in the pool/internet’.
Was about to ‘take a picture for this blog’, but then an altercation happened between Grizzlybro and this bourgeois-looking bro who was creeping up behind the pool. Bourgebro had a really expensive camera [via huge lens] and was taking pics and Grizzlybro was like ‘NO WAY BRO. NO OFFENSE BRO BUT YOU CANT TAKE PICTURES HERE BRO. PEOPLE ARE JUST TRYING TO SKATE, BRO. NOT TRYING TO START SOMETHING WITH U BRO BUT I REALLY DON’T WANT TO SEE THAT BRO. JUST PUT THE CAMERA AWAY BRO.’ Probably said ‘bro’ like twenty times in three minutes. Bourgebro slunk away to a hill and tried to crouch behind it and still take pics but Grizzlybro was like “no way bro I really don’t like that, bro. get out of here bro”.
Felt awed. Felt like I was witnessing ‘total bromination’ by this American Her-bro just trying to preserve the pre-bloggable authenticity of the park. Put my iphone away and just watched people skate the pool like it was 1982. Felt a little ‘naked’ because I wasn’t using any technology, but also felt like I was having the ‘truly authentic experience’ that I’ve been searching for throughout 2k9.
Not sure. Should I change the name of this blog to Brotrerodelsolpark.com? And then erase all content and ‘not post’ as a statement on ‘true authenticity’ in a digital world? Should we all quit the internet and throw away our cameras/iphones and become authentic skateboarders who ‘are better than all the other bros’ but are ‘2 authentic to capitalize on it’? [via Jay Adams the original Dogtown & Zbro]
Feel conflicted about the internet right now. Also feel like ‘feeling conflicted about the internet’ is a popular meme. Feel like ‘we can’t escape’.
What are yall doing to ‘escape your sense of internal/internet-derived conflict’? Feel like we need to ‘help each other through this’ [via gchat]. Will try to be there 4 u always
apparently a few area bros are ‘mad’ that brolores park is a bromage to hipsterrunoff. confused. not really sure what they are ‘on about’ [via Braustralia]. feel like Crls/the rest of the internet isn’t really ‘invested’ in ‘originality’. feel like we live in a ‘postmodern world’ [via English 101]. feel like ‘only the wrong kind of bros’ [via stuffwhitebroslike.com] care about preserving the absolute purity/identity of the ‘original’. wonder if the bros who are ‘mad about bromages’ are also mad when bros have an extra lappy/server in their bro pad dedicated to ‘downloading content from the internet’. wonder if they miss how when you used to watch a VHS tape a scary FBI warning would come on before the movie started and say that you ‘might go to jail’.
do you think bros are going to report me to the F.Bro.I. for ‘copying crls’? do you think if I send them a copy of a Jean Bro-drillard essay it might help them ‘conceptualize’ what is happening on the internet?
Heard on the internet that “Rec&Park recognizes the need to set a new tone in the park.” Not really sure what that means. Hope that ‘a new tone’ isn’t a euphemism for ‘less bros’ [via broscrimination]. Seems like it might mean they are trying to ‘turn down the brolume’ on Brolores Park. Hope not. Worried for Brolores Park