I saw this brontraption at the park and I couldn’t tell if this was a ‘dj booth’ or a ‘food cart’. It seems like it is trying to be a relevant mix of two popular alt technologies/memes. I wonder if this bro makes ‘record shaped pancakes’ on the turntables/stove. I wonder if they taste like ‘organic vinyl’ or if it is actually a turntable that plays records that sound like someone is cooking. This whole situation is making me feel ‘stoned’ [via Trufflebro]. I wish someone would just bring back ‘normal’ food vending like taco trucks instead of having to make everything all conceptual all the time.
I feel like a relevant food meme that is also ‘authentic’ could be Indian Fry Bread [via the Arizona State Fair // miss u]. I think I might make a food cart called Neon Indian Fry Bread and play Neon Indian while cooking fry bread on turntable shaped hot plates. I might also wear relevant Native American-inspired zig zag prints.
Watched some bros do Shakespeare in the park this weekend. Couldn’t figure out which play it was, but I think it was a bromedy, because the Shakesbros kept acting ‘wasted’ together/making sexual innuenbro and no one got broisoned [via Romebro and Juliet, Macbro, Brothello, Brolius Caesar]. I think that’s how you tell the difference between a bromedy and a tragedy [via English class].
Seems like Shakespeare writes a lot of plays/scenes about bros. Feel like he might be the original Bro Blogger.
Wonder if this bro was using his laptop to read Brolores Park.
[Bro-nfessional: I just made this post from a PLANE. Feels inauthentic and wrong. Feel like all posts to Brolores Park should be made from natural settings in which the ratio of grass and palm trees to ‘other materials’ is at least 70%. I wonder if I should turn over Brolores Park to this pastoralbro in the pic who might ‘only use his laptop while in the park’ and while ‘laying on relevant adobe slabs [via Animal Collective]’. Feel bad about posting from an ‘inauthentic place’ [via Virgin America overreliance on neon]. Do you think Richard Bro-nson has any plans to upgrade Virgin America planes to an adobe wall/Animal Collective aesthetic, like with grass instead of carpet? Hope so. I feel like you could authentically blog from a plane like that.]
Bros I need to interrupt our regularly scheduled park brogramming to bring you news of some serious nuclear-level broliferation happening at Four Bro-rrel Coffee. Sort of feels like an arms race in there to see who can accumulate the strongest brocessories and ‘maintain brontrol’ of the situation. Really thought this bro had it in the bag with his Wranglers, 3-day shadow, flannel shirt, and Native American pattern wool vest with bronus bro-rduroy collar.